elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

(via that-funny-blog)

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

azgunguy:

freedom14movement:

poppypicklesticks:

that-sassy-sarcastic-gurl:

eee-in:

that-sassy-sarcastic-gurl:

Wtf is this why do they call this a full lunch its 2 pieces of bread this is a freaking appetiser I’m 16 year old I’m still growing i need a real lunch not this bs food

what the hell?
Do they seriously call that “lunch” in america?

Yeah this is the typical lunch here the worst thing about it is that i have to pay 2.50 for this

what the hell? 

I got a corndog today

I gave up and started eating other students. Not their lunches.

azgunguy:

freedom14movement:

poppypicklesticks:

that-sassy-sarcastic-gurl:

eee-in:

that-sassy-sarcastic-gurl:

Wtf is this why do they call this a full lunch its 2 pieces of bread this is a freaking appetiser I’m 16 year old I’m still growing i need a real lunch not this bs food

what the hell?

Do they seriously call that “lunch” in america?

Yeah this is the typical lunch here the worst thing about it is that i have to pay 2.50 for this

what the hell? 

I got a corndog today

I gave up and started eating other students. Not their lunches.